Weight Loss Program
This sounds like a really neat weight loss program.
Subject: weight loss program
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss
program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before
him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but
a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads , "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later
huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing
happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to
find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She
is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her
neck that reads, "If you catch me, you can have me".
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in
excellent shape. So for the next four days, the same routine
happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day he weighs himself and
discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the
7-day/50 pound program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our
most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he
finds Richard Simmons standing there wearing nothing but pink
running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you,
you're mine."
HOPE YA LAUGHED AS MUCH AS ME!!!
Just Something To Make Ya Laugh A Few Calories Off!!
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